I just had ‘the man surgery’, and I’m so groggy! Everything went smoothly, though! Now I must rest! Remember to spay/neuter your pet! Be responsible!
~ Toby Toebeans
The Man Surgery…
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Humans Bathe Like Birds!
Apparently humans don’t naturally clean each other with their tongues. They also have these artificial tongues that they call baby wipes, and the human lady uses one every once in a while to efficiently swipe across me for a freshen-up. I feel so clean and fancy! I think I will purr!
~ Toby Toebeans
Teefie-Brush Tuesdays?
I’m not sure what I think about this thing Starling calls Teefie-Brush Tuesday. On the one hand, she mooshed something around in my mouf, but on the other hand, I now have a pleasant beefy breaf thing going on.
In other news, I was sitting in Master Betty’s lap just trying to bathe, and he had the audacity to move slightly. When I froze with my leg in the air and stared at him pointedly, do you know what he said to me? He said, “If you can sit over here in my lap and clean your balls, can’t I at least clean my eye?” Well!
~Toby Toebeans
October the Cat (Toby Toebeans) 