Cheeseball Love

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I have learned to bring a cheeseball up onto the table and punt it off the edge so that I can chase it! At first, this is what the human lady would do when I brought it to her and stared, but I am a fast learner and can now do it myself! I still like to bring the cheeseball to the human lady, though. It’s just more fun when she sets it on the table and flicks! She has also made me a zillion cheeseball-sized crochet balls, which are okay, but not as great as actual cheeseballs. Apparently I “shouldn’t eat cheeseballs everyday” or something of the sort. Hmph!

~ Toby Toebeans

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Teefie-Brush Tuesdays?

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I’m not sure what I think about this thing Starling calls Teefie-Brush Tuesday. On the one hand, she mooshed something around in my mouf, but on the other hand, I now have a pleasant beefy breaf thing going on.

In other news, I was sitting in Master Betty’s lap just trying to bathe, and he had the audacity to move slightly. When I froze with my leg in the air and stared at him pointedly, do you know what he said to me? He said, “If you can sit over here in my lap and clean your balls, can’t I at least clean my eye?” Well!

~Toby Toebeans

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