Cheeseball Love

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I have learned to bring a cheeseball up onto the table and punt it off the edge so that I can chase it! At first, this is what the human lady would do when I brought it to her and stared, but I am a fast learner and can now do it myself! I still like to bring the cheeseball to the human lady, though. It’s just more fun when she sets it on the table and flicks! She has also made me a zillion cheeseball-sized crochet balls, which are okay, but not as great as actual cheeseballs. Apparently I “shouldn’t eat cheeseballs everyday” or something of the sort. Hmph!

~ Toby Toebeans

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Humans Bathe Like Birds!

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Apparently humans don’t naturally clean each other with their tongues. They also have these artificial tongues that they call baby wipes, and the human lady uses one every once in a while to efficiently swipe across me for a freshen-up. I feel so clean and fancy! I think I will purr!

~ Toby Toebeans